A guide to man-machine interface?

USER-FRIENDLY


C:\ DUR


Command not found. Try retyping





USER-HELPFUL


C:\ DUR


I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?





USER-UNFRIENDLY


C:\ DUR


C:\ DUR


C:\ DUR


C:\ DUR





USER-HOSTILE


C:\ DUR


Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.





USER-INDIFFERENT


C:\ DUR


DUR?





USER-PATRONIZING


C:\ DUR


Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.





USER-OBSEQUIOUS


C:\ DUR


I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.





USER-SARCASTIC


C:\ DUR


Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.





USER-INSULTING


C:\ DUR


F*ck off


C:\ DIR


F*ck off





USER-SMUG


C:\ DUR


No


C:\ DOR


Nope


C:\ HELP


No


C:\ PLEASE


Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.


C:\ B*ST*RD


Abuse will get you nowhere





USER-ANALYTICAL


C:\ DUR


What makes you say that?


C:\ A TYPING MISTAKE


How long have you been making these mistakes?


C:\ BANANAS


Do you like bananas?


C:\ I LOVE THEM


Why do you bring up the subject of love?


...etc





USER-McDONALD


May I help you please?


C:\ DUR


I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day.


C:\ DIR


Will that be an MS-DOS directory?


C:\ YES


To read here, or for printout to take away?


C:\ HERE


Thank you. Have a nice day.





USER-MEGALOMANIAC


C:\ DUR


Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.

A guide to man-machine interface?
Ha! ha! ha! you nutter.


Hey i`m still not convinced thats a hose your`e holding....
Reply:Was gonna respond with:


ho hum diddly dum ta dum ta dum ta dum.....wtfwt......?





But, read it again and...........
































hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa feckin brilliant....pmsl
Reply:Good one!
Reply:I must be dumb, cause I confussed, got lost at the beginning,nervous at the end. too much info for my little brain.





LOL
Reply:hahaha I am bursting my sides laughing at that one. LOL
Reply:all greek to me
Reply:sry don't know much about softwear
Reply:hehehe, fookin brilliant hun, am gonna print that out and refer to it, as and when needed, pmsl





have a star





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Reply:Hahahahaaaaaaa, ok i won't bother ya lol
Reply:LMSUIAO That lot sounds just like my Vista error reports